Celebration of national day 2009 !

As most published in articles, this year's celebration is indeed, a peaceful and quite one. With the financial crisis in recovery, most companies would think twice to fork out in order to make a ultra one; in this pandemic situation of the latest H1N1, many would think more than twice to mix/jump/dive/sitck/etc... in crowded areas; during the fasting month, it is a mutual understanding that extreame concert or celebration would not be so appropraite. Hence, 2009, we celebrate in peace and serine, with the same fiery spirit in us ! For our nation and our country ! Merdeka !!! ;p

Merdeka !

Hi all ! Happy Merdeka and wishing everything to be excellent going for our wonderful Malaysia, her 52th glorious years ! ;p

MUFORS 090909 !

Hi, are you a valid driver ?
Have you been driving ?
If so, have you ever came across situations such as ;

Heavy vehicles speeding on the right lane, flashing you in the middle lane, cutting lanes w/o indicators and almost hit you although you have blasted your loud horn which seems so helpless against them ?

Motorcyclist which weave left right up down then upside down on the road, and sometimes comes near you and show his longest(not very long also...) finger to you just because he cant cut your lane w/o indicators ?

Motorist which turns/cuts/weave/potong/watsoever without indicators, hogging the road at speed of 20kph on the highway/mainroad then you found out that its due to his/her calling/eating/smokin/sms-ing "stunt" which cuts down his/her driving speed from a man to a tortoise, invincible braking system (no brake lights) which gives you a potential heart attack, turning on hazard lights during the rain and still moving, flashing you from behind although you are doing the maximum legal speed, double parking in front of the shops or worst... double parking on the main road causing a 3 lane becoming a half-lane MAIN road, reversing with no skills and bang into you due to the fact that you are so kind-hearted to stop and wait (will explain this story later... ;p), etc... etc...

And other barbaric situations... ... ...

So, instead of being a complainer/whiner/bising-er, why not start from yourself ? You are a part of the comunity ! You are a part of the driving comunity ! Many you's and I's constructs this comunity ! Take a role, do the right thing, pledge to be a good driver on the road, in the parking lot and whenever, wherever and in whatever situation ! Lets Pledge ! and pls do not forget what you have pledged !!! Lolz... ;p

Kindly click on http://www.090909.org.my/ to pledge. This is the Malaysian Unite For Road Safety 090909 campaign which targets to archieve 250000 pledge by 090909, but quite dissapointing still lacking of249281 pledges at this point i am writing. So, what are you waiting for ? Go Support lar ! ;p

Watch, Listen and Support !!! ;p

Hey, in case you guys live under the well with a television and being internet blind... You should be familiar with advs lately showing 1malaysia songs and newspapers(if u know what the hell is a newspaper) publishing about 15malaysia clips like "potong saga", "chocolate" and so on... So, cut the crap...

Browse these amazing video clips about our society by logging on your internet browser(IE, Firefox, Crome in case you dunno...) and type in www.15malaysia.com and press enter, press one time enough... Watch and enjoy it ! ;p

Listen to fresh new songs theme about 1Malaysia by logging on your internet browser and type in www.hotfm.com.my and choose lagu 1Malaysia and listen to all the songs there !!! Well known singers like Siti and J.Victor are also featured in some of the songs ! Remember to vote ah !!! ;p

Hehe... ;p

-_-". . . Mamak on MSN !

Lolz. . . ;p

Here it goes…

One fine night… My friend and I was discussing when to have a dim sum breakfast together. Btw, “dim sum” in direct translation = “touch heart”. . .

Friend : Eh, if din open how ah ? If their rest day lar.

Me : Oh, no problem de, we can go taipan then, I know got 1 new wan there. ;p

Friend : Har… got so many wan meh ?

Me : Yea, Kayu’s Roti Dim Sum !!!

Friend : Really got ah ?

Me : Yea, the roti canai when make time they “sat shao” (miss-hand) then fell on their chest then they pick up and continue cook mai roti dim sum lor ! ;p

Friend : Lolz. . . Really got ah ? Then I think hor, its fell on ketiak (armpit) then kepit (clip) wan lor…

Me : That one is Roti Kepit lar… Or rather Roti Armpit !

Lolz… ;p

-The End-

-_-". . . In the mamak stall. . .

One fine cooling night...
Having tea with a couple of friends at a mamak restaurant.
I ordered 1 Roti Banjir, while my other friend ordered 1 Tosai Tisu.
10 minutes after the order... ... ...

Worker : Roti banjir... Tosai Tisu... Siapa punya ???
Me : Roti sini !
Friend A : Tisu sini !
Friend B : Eh, ini macam Chee Cheong fun punya apa macam panggil ?
Worker : Roti Banjir, Bang...
Friend B : Har ?? Takde hujan apa macam banjir ???
Me, Worker & Friend A : *Speechless*... -_-". . .

Worker walking away after serving...

Friend B : Eh... Ane... Mari mari...
Worker : Yea, bang ?
Friend B : *Pointing at Tosai Tisu*... Ini apa ah ?
Worker : Tosai tisu, bang. Mau satu ?
Friend B : Ini bukan Tosai Tisu lar... macam itu topi, panggil Tosai Topi Vietnam mar...

Me, Friend A & Worker : *Speechless again...*... ... ... -_-"... ... ...

- The End -